Coach opens the show and welcomes us as he is with the Snowman........out come The Hurricane and the S.H.I.T.......Al and Coach hype up Wrestlemaina.....oh no the match is with Jindrake and Cade.......geez you think these two will cheat to win this match?.....Coach thinks Jindrake and Cade are Al's fav as a tag team........Al makes fun of Coach not knowing the name of the moves.....Coach says one of the moves was one that was last done by Al in 1987......Al says he used it on Coach's Dad.....Ha!....Burn!.....Coach says to go to WWE.com to get info on all the stuff that will go on for Wrestlmaina......oooops....S.H.I.T gets knees to the guts......Flying Bulldog and S.H.I.T. is toast......no cheating.....hmmm.....how odd
We go two weeks back on Raw and see Mick getting beat up for what Coach said was 6 minutes...I still say it was 95 1/2 minutes......we then go to this weeks Raw and J.R.'s interview with Mick......nice eye....Mick wonders why nobody helped him when he was getting beat up.....he thought he was loved...he thinks it's because of Dec 15th......the other Wrestlers poo poo Mick because of that?...is Mick finished????.......does he want to give Randy and the boys the power to say when Mick is finshed?.....Mick no laughs anymore....Mick says he ain't finished and he will be a flying....... and he will be at Raw.....
Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!.......
Sting of the night was Chris and Bastista and Batista tapping out.....too funny
Matt Hardy vs Chris Babghnanoush........Al talks about seeing his buddy Clayton in Omaha.....Babghnanoush's have gone wordwide!!!!......Holy Cow!....Al has made them a household name!!!!!!!.....Al hopes Chris wins so he can talk about the match which is funny because they really don't.....hey this Chris Babghnanoush isn't bad...Leg drop by Matt from the top rope.....Twist of Faith and Chris is toast
Back to Raw we go and what happened at the end of the show.....Vince and Uncle Eric Wrestle around a little with Stone Cold as the Ref until Brock gives Stone Cold the F-5.....J.R freaks out....
J.R.:WHAT'S HE DOING HERE......WHAT'S HE DOING HERE......WHAT'S HE DOING HERE......WHAT'S HE DOING HERE......WHAT'S HE DOING HERE......WHAT'S HE DOING HERE......WHAT'S HE DOING HERE......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wretlemaina recall Trish wins the Girl's belt last year
Next is Lance vs the Masked Nick Babhnanoush .....now Al knows it's a Babhnanoush because he has seen them all unmasked in the locker room....Babhnanoush tries to rip off Lance's arm......Al makes some kind of one arm man Joke.......single leged Boston Crab and Nick Babhnanoush has given up......Al states that Lance's arm is about as limp as Al and Coach's jobs.....Lance makes his way up the ramp and as he does so Test hits Lance in the arm as he makes his way down the ramp.......Ha....Ha!
Rewind for the week was Victoria winning the Girl's belt.......
Editors note:I was so happy :)
Soooo.....it's Stevie vs Test......Victoria is not around because she is still partying ......without Stevie????.....Test worked the fans which was funny......Stevie gets hit in the short Ribs.......ummm.....a Bear Hug by Test????........Shoulder buster by Test.....wow Test is using 1987 moves....lol....more Bear Hug but Stevie hits Test in the eye......neck breaker by Stevie for a two count......Test asks for time out.....Suplex by Stevie for a two count.....oh.....this is a no DQ match........the Wrestles have spaced that out.....Face plant by Stevie but it's only a two count.....hey this is a good match...out comes Lance with a spring board but hits Stevie......ugh.....a boot to the face and Flower will not be happy when Stevie gets home!