Arrested Westeros

arrestedwesteros:
“ J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.
Pier Pressure - 1x10
” — arrestedwesteros:
**J. Walter Weatherman**: And that’s why you always leave a note.
*Pier Pressure* - 1x10

Michael: There you are. Hey, pal, you alone?
George Michael: Almost always, yeah.
Hand to God - 2x12 — **Michael**: There you are. Hey, pal, you alone?
**George Michael**: Almost always, yeah.
*Hand to God* - 2x12

G.O.B.: I should be in charge. I’m the older brother.
Michael: Do you even want to be in charge?
G.O.B.: No… but I’d like to be asked!
Top Banana - 1x02 — **G.O.B.**: I should be in charge. I’m the older brother.
**Michael**: Do you even want to be in charge?
**G.O.B.**: No… but I’d like to be asked!
*Top Banana* - 1x02

George, Sr.: Hold on. I don’t have time for your magic tricks.
G.O.B. :Illusions, Dad. You don’t have time for my illusions.
Pilot - 1x01 — **George, Sr.**: Hold on. I don’t have time for your magic tricks.
**G.O.B.** :Illusions, Dad. You don’t have time for my illusions.
Pilot - 1x01

Michael: This is it, boy. We are free. Follow our dreams, you know? And the best part of it? Not working for the family anymore.
George Michael: Yeah, but don’t—don’t you always say family first?
Michael: Yes I do, but that is not a family, okay?... — **Michael**: This is it, boy. We are free. Follow our dreams, you know? And the best part of it? Not working for the family anymore.
**George Michael**: Yeah, but don’t—don’t you always say family first?
**Michael**: Yes I do, but that is not a family, okay? They’re a bunch of greedy, selfish people who have our nose.
*The One Where Michael Leaves* - 2x01

Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you. “Tricked” makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
Marta Complex, 1x12 — **Lucille**: You tricked me.
**Michael**: I deceived you. “Tricked” makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
*Marta Complex*, 1x12

Michael: I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
Lindsay: Well, you get a false feeling of superiority
Michael: That is nice, but this time it’s not enough.
Storming the Castle - 1x09
submission by... — **Michael**: I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
**Lindsay**: Well, you get a false feeling of superiority
**Michael**: That is nice, but this time it’s not enough.
*Storming the Castle* - 1x09
submission by @daytime-dreaming-blog

Maeby: Okay, now I’m just lying for no reason.
Hand to God - 2x12 — **Maeby**: Okay, now I’m just lying for no reason.
*Hand to God* - 2x12

Quick note to say that our “A Coat of Arms” (get it?) tshirts—with lovely art by @shoomlah—are back in stock! We’ve got sizes from small to 2XL, so go forth and pick one up!

Tobias: First of all, I love it. Quick question, though. Am I panicked about the fire, or am I being brave for everyone else?
Roger Danish: The fire? It’s, it’s a fire sale.
Tobias: [ Chuckling ] Oh… Okay. I didn’t, um… Well, let’s give it a... — **Tobias:** First of all, I love it. Quick question, though. Am I panicked about the fire, or am I being brave for everyone else?
**Roger Danish:** The fire? It’s, it’s a fire sale.
**Tobias:** [ Chuckling ] Oh… Okay. I didn’t, um… Well, let’s give it a shot.
*Top Banana* - 1x02

George Sr: I want you to know that it is okay for you to hide. A man can hide. There’s a quiet courage in that.
Buster: You’re a good uncle.
George Sr: I’m not your uncle. I’m your father.
Buster: What?

Out on a Limb - 2x11

NARRATOR: Gob was surrounded by unconditional love from a family, for the first time in his life.

♪ Hello, darkness, my old friend… ♪

GOB: I’ve made a huge mistake.

Colony Collapse - 4x08

Michael: Watch out for bridges and hop-ons. You’re going to get some hop-ons.
Key Decisions - 1x04
idea by hylianjean — **Michael**: Watch out for bridges and hop-ons. You’re going to get some hop-ons.
*Key Decisions* - 1x04
idea by hylianjean